Self-Shelf

When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass

"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"

by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023

shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

by phish phood December 28, 2010

Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 24, 2021

Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.

Look at her cum shelf.

by Helixfire March 3, 2016

shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.

Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something

by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023

Bottom shelf deckie

A way to use a snus by putting the snus into your foreskin.

Have you ever tried a bottom shelf deckie?

by YVLdoja January 3, 2025

Shelf

A unit of a man, very solid individual.

Oi gdem, Dave is built like a shelf.

by wettiebix September 10, 2020