Gay-Snail

A person that goes to sleep before all the bro's while having a great time playing video games.

Hey guys, imma go to sleep
- HAAAA fucking gay-snail, get a life bro.

by GnouleMEMES February 23, 2020

Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.

(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.

by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021

Snail-facing

Sliding the woman’s lips of the vulva smoothly over another persons nose - leaving a trace of vaginal secretion on the face. This is usually not in a sexual context and is used for a mans demotion. Men’s alternative: see tee bagging.

Daniel got snail-faced by Sabrina this night. The secretion is still sticks on his entire face. He better had not tee-bagged her last night! Snail-facing is really the toughest stuff you can do as a girl!

by McDude4Real May 31, 2018

Snail Eater

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stupid fucking french snail eater ass fuck

by JIMMYWANIDJSSS October 8, 2023

Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes

by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

Salting the Snail

Vigorous masturbation.

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!

by Toasty! April 17, 2014