pippa palmer

what can i say about pippa palmer, or shud i say phillipa palmer. imagine your 8 years old and playing minecraft and u see an arrow shot next to ur head, you turn around and u see a skeleton, OH WAIT THATS JUST PIPPA!!! however this is strange since she has a quite larger circumstance area as she does no excersize and has a minimum wage paid job at the age of 18… disappointing! she has 0 friends and the ones she “claims as friends” were payed by her parents for years now to slowly make her more socially acceptable, quite dim and often not the sharpest tool in the shed, her eyes look asian however she is a sheep shagger and full on brexit geeza. very much a tory in which her parents despise her L😮L. that’s it basically weird girl would not recommend 3.6/10
omg is that pippa palmer? no it’s just a whale!
by froglover1987<3 June 01, 2023
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Ella palmer

Stinky ass bitch that smells like tuna and has no life nor any ass
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william palmer

Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.
"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"
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William Palmer

Has a huge cube head, looks like fucking Frankenstein.
Ayo, is that Frankenstein?”
“Nah, that’s William Palmer and his stupid fucking noggin
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Adrenaline Palmer

A cocktail consisting of Mountain Dew and Iced Tea.
I blacked out last night and woke up with a little bit of poop on my dick after a night of pounding Adrenaline Palmers.
by Ajit The Cheat Pai February 16, 2018
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kane palmer

ew why is kane palmer here
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Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.
“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS
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