mustard

A definitative taste that one might often try on its own. It is often not unusual to see a Gre eat this delicious treat willingly without compromise.

I'll eat that tube of mustard even if i don't get paid to do it!

by Mike Ockhurtz March 11, 2005

mustard bomb

A sock filled with a pint of mustard; commonly used for beating the puss.

Man I just mustard bombed the fuck out of my girlfriends puss.

by t-munch August 15, 2003

mustard shirt

a shirt that looks like diaharea mustard yes i cant spell

in my english class this really hott kid named chris wears a mustard shirt bc he nos he looks sexy in it giselle wants to slap his ass

by ivannahumpalot April 14, 2004

Colonel Mustard

An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.

Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.

by Jonah Blue November 16, 2007

White Mustard

For those who do not like mayonnaise , it is a form of tricking them into eating mayo because it is indeed mayo.

IS this mayo? No it is White Mustard.

by Brian Mcpherrin June 18, 2007

bowl mustard

The dark colored stains left on the toilet bowl after a slimy poo.

I ate way to much chili and left some kicking bowl mustard in the John.

by Turd lover October 22, 2003

pre-mustard

The clear milky discharge that is often released prematurely from the tip of a mustard bottle when squeezed too hard or too quickly.

Bill's bun got splattered with pre-mustard when Lisa tried to apply the French's to his wiener.

by PGM1 March 9, 2010