Dutch Blanket

When your lady friend is slightly chilly a gentle dutchman will drape his nutsack over her forehead to keep her warm.

My girl was cold this spring so I gave her the Dutch Blanket to keep her warm.

by Yes sir yeah sure May 5, 2017

Dutch Chimney

A more subtle variant of the Dutch Oven. The Dutch Chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one's feet to draw air in under the covers. A small passage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an "I love you, baby." The ass gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one's feet. An expert practitioner can achieve an almost simultaneous "I love you too, baby" and "You asshole!"

"I've been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. It's been awesome."
"Dude, you should totally Dutch Chimney your wife."
"Okay, but can I sleep on your couch?"

by _fatWetSteakBurrito February 20, 2015

Dutch Crunch

A Dutch Crunch is a sexual act in which the female slams her buttocks upon the males testicles before he is about to climax.

Nicolas: man! I don’t know if I’ll ever reproduce!

Kyle: What happened bro?

Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.

Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....

by DirtSquizzeral September 1, 2018

Dutch Steamer

When a girl is giving a blowjob under the sheets and the male proceeds to create a dutch oven.

Coleman: She started blowing me last night and I gave her the burliest dutch steamer.
Andy: What'd she do?
Coleman: Took a deep sniff and kept going

by Cool People Are Cool November 19, 2014

dutch oven

when someone unloads a ripper fart in bed while holding another person's head under the sheets

dutch oven:
mate...i held his her head so far down in bed last night, and i ripper the biggest fart, omg mate it was sooooo funny...you shoulda seen her squirm...and her face when she came out...priceless

by Pride Of Geelong August 22, 2015

Dutch ATM

When friends split paying for a meal and one person pays everything with a credit card and the others give that person cash.

She never has any cash on her when we go out, so we always end up going Dutch ATM.

by Mailgirl333 September 7, 2018

Dutch Money

lots of money. an abundance of money.

“ugh i’m really craving chips but i’m broke”

“don’t worry bro, i got you! i got dutch money on me!”

by gatphacedea November 22, 2021