Bench Sack

(Masculine)

1: When you are spotting someone while they're bench pressing, and when they can't lift the bar, you try to help them lift it, but your center of gravity isn't very strong. Because of this, you center your pelvic floor above the other incapable person's head/face. The result is a face full of sack for the sweaty victim.

2: When someone is struggling to bench press and needs a spot, butinstead of a spot, you feed them your nut sack

-I was trying to hit a p.r. on bench the other day when I got bench sacked by my spotter!

by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

bulgarian bench press

the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth

Alexi preformed the bulgarian bench press on beacon

by Murdoc Cain May 5, 2022

Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.

Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

by Tonto King May 3, 2022

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017

Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.

"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"

by bench tails February 28, 2025

park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"

Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.

by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015