Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.
The war-cry of the asshole.
The war-cry of the asshole.
Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018
Get the I won't tell if you don'tmug. 1) telling somebody about something "cool" or "rad"
2) means its really good, i'm telling you"
3) verbal content used by craig david himself
2) means its really good, i'm telling you"
3) verbal content used by craig david himself
by botaf November 11, 2003
Get the proper bo i tell theemug. by DeWayne Mann June 17, 2003
Get the tell me about the rabbits, Georgemug. A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.
Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."
by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011
Get the Cool Story Bro, Tell It Againmug. Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you
by SCHMUR September 26, 2013
Get the I promise I won't tellmug. Tell me again about how we're going to have place of our own some day, and be happy keeping rabbits. And we'll chase these cats away!
See above
by Bob Thomson June 29, 2003
Get the tell me about the rabbits, Georgemug. An antecedent denoting importance or necessarily increased emphasis to a story. Term tends to prepare the listener for a significantly strong dose of any of the following emotional states: irony, tragedy, exhaustion, surprise, embarrassment, or frustration.
You wanna tell me why I got accosted by a homeless guy and pretended like I was deaf AND mute so that he wouldn't hit me up for money!
by Dee Hill February 18, 2005
Get the You wanna tell me why!mug.