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slopping

/sláhp-iŋ/ v. the condition when a woman's breasts rest halfway down her torso, as opposed to higher up on her chest.
Whoo, that Samantha Power sure was slopping today at the UN! She either needs to get a new bra, or get some work done.
by Hal Jackson September 24, 2013
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shopping whore

one who spends way too much time and money at the mall and/or other retail stores
My friend Jen is a total shopping whore, she's at the mall all the fuckin' time!!!
by fashionho December 9, 2003
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church shopping

To go to a new church every Sunday, usually churches of different Christian denomination, in hopes of finding one where the pastor approves of fornication, gay marriage, and wearing jeans to church.
Jerry wasn't happy in the Catholic Church when Father Stephen told him he couldn't bang his girlfriend. Now he is church shopping. So far he tried Lutheran, Baptist, Presbyterian, Methodist, and Orthodox Churches.
by drlolz August 6, 2014
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Swoobing

The term swoobing originated from the words 'boob' and 'swooping'.
It derived from the male-dominated sport of spotting and admiring a woman's cleavage or observing those upper-chest-advantaged ladies who are out in public and proud of their endowments. Men would spot the 'boobs' and then 'swoop' past for a better view.
Henceforth, the sport became known as swoobing.

Technical note 1:
Women are known to swoob on other women purely for comparison purposes and/or hate/admiration, while men do it purely for the love of the sport.

Technical note 2:
The sport of swoobing does not condone the verbal/physical harassment of women. It is a non-verbal and non-contact sport.

Technical note 3:
Swoobing can merely involve the subtle suggestion to one's friend to check out a potential 'swoob' forthcoming, or the mutual silent acknowledgment between 'swoober' and 'swoobee' of her great swoob attributes.
"Was there much at Rhodes to look at during lunch?"
"You missed out on all the swoobing playboy. So much swoobing!"
by Mr Flossy February 7, 2010
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Swooping Pussy

A term used to describe, 1. A prostitute (predominantly on OBT) 2. And or a female wth used, Jankey, And or all around nasty pussy. Also used as a suggestive term to gather these women into a group of STD plague starting packs rabbbid whores.
1. Dat girl got the swooping pussy, stay away from that fucced up nasty shit!? 2. Ya I seen her In the club swooping with pussy, my brothers dick broke Cuz. 3. Yo dicc gon explode keep fuccin round they swoopin out chea. Swoopin pussy out!
by Miccshaggs January 1, 2018
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Black Friday swooping

1.The act of swooping down from the top of a shelf and taking one of their Nintendo Game Boy and or food.
2.The way of gliding past the croud if you are short. And then stealing all of the stuff becouse your cheap even on black fliping friday!
News at six! There has been a majour Black Friday swooping so watch out!
by TheAnonamousePineapple November 27, 2018
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shoppingheimers

that horrible feeling at the store when you can't remember what you are supposed to buy and it isn't on your list.....or worse yet you forgot your list as well
As I wandered down the aisle of canned goods, I couldn't remember what the one specific ingredient I needed was, my shoppingheimers was taking over.
by dflgirlygirl January 13, 2009
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