a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
by dark korner September 25, 2016
by Delta98 June 23, 2012
ben: man, emily gave me the best swiss army knife ive ever had, for my birthday
cory: oh nice is that a euphemism?
cory: oh nice is that a euphemism?
by didierdrogbalover July 26, 2010
A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.
by eatrawstayhealthy June 05, 2011
I was fuckin this chick in the ass last night, when I was done she ate her own shit off my dick, then she ate my shit, then she changed the oil in my car, then she sucked off the dog.
Man she sounds like a real Swiss army slut.
Man she sounds like a real Swiss army slut.
by sweatygooch August 02, 2010
The Act of reciving a handjob from the FRONT generally done at a party or a stripclub or dance club.
The girl (or guy) stands in front of you and jacks you off toward them stroking in the opposite direction..Its generally uncomfortable but interesting at the same time.
The girl (or guy) stands in front of you and jacks you off toward them stroking in the opposite direction..Its generally uncomfortable but interesting at the same time.
Guy 1- "i was at the club and this chick walked up while i was dancing pulled my dick out and gave me a swiss handjob, i came all over here dress"
Guy 2- " Fuck you"
Guy 2- " Fuck you"
by BGeezy29 March 25, 2011
by JOrdan darks April 29, 2007