Suicide

A way of escaping problems (probably not worth it tho)

Remember suicide is always a way to solve problems.

by Crikey Mate it's Ali-a August 14, 2018

suicidal

Something SO incredibly awesome, so as to be termed "suicidal."

"Dude - Unicorns are SO suicidal..."
"Yeah man, they are totally magical."

by juxtalux December 11, 2009

Suicide

The act of diving from the foot of your bed or a near by dresser. Hopefully landing inside the vagina or anal cavity. There is a risk of missing therefore the name suicide.

I totaly pulled of a suicide on youe mom last nite.

by Suicide_King February 28, 2008

Suicide

Never the right thing to do. No matter what, it's NEVER the right thing, no matter what you think. Suicide is for quitters and idiots who don't want to deal with the few problems of the every day world.

Jeff... don't commit suicide. You're not a quitter...

Sam: I'm done... gonna commit suicide...
Mark: What are you? An idiot?

by StelleWolf June 14, 2010

Suicide

something you ask siri when you want to die laughing

Hey siri suicide

by Hoker god January 12, 2018

suicide

me im a suicidle person because of my bf he is so evil but i love him so much but i really dont think he cares about me oh well i should just die and get on with my nonexistence when i die i dont want anyone to come to my funeral because ill be to upset even when i am dead ill be upset because i wont be able to ever see my bf cause i am going to hell and never comeing back or am i,i want to die now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i was with him he ditch me today for his friends he is such a stupid jerk!!!!!

by kiki April 1, 2005

suicide

an act which is commited upon inrollment at high tech high la

she sighned the enrollment papers so i commited suicide

by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004