strawberry george

a fictional character used by gutless adults to explain away period pains and blood to curious children.

the story goes: strawberry george causes period pain by picking strawberrys inside mommys tummy and turning them into jam.

usually this story just complicates matters and ends with the truth being told, as well as revealing that other fictional characters such as santa and the easter bunny are also made up.

the child will cry.

women hate strawberry george.

daughter accidently walks in on mother on toilet.

daughter: "mommy why do you have a red stuff coming out of your flower"

mother: "because strawberry george has come to visit and is making jam"

daughter: "oooo i love jam, can i have some?"

by staygold1984 April 15, 2010

Strawberry-nut-sucker

A man who loves strawberry ice-cream. Also more commonly known as one who blows goats, and packs fudge. Synonyms are: analfish, cumguzzler, ball-chinnigan, poo-stain-balls-man.
Antonyms are: coffee ice-cream lover

Man 1:"I really prefer having strawberry ice-cream over coffee ice-cream, especially when I'm making out with dudes"

Man2:"dude your such a strawberry-nut-sucker"

by Ice-cream man April 2, 2011

Strawberry Chocolate Supreme

When a girl is on her period, she fills a super plus tampon capsul with her shit and freezes it over night. And then ejects the frozen shit into her vagina in place of a tampon for maximum absorbency. Once the shit absorbs the maximum amount of blood, it thaws and leaks out as a strawberry chocolate mousse for your neighbor's cat to enjoy.

Garfield's favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the Strawberry Chocolate Supreme.

by gingsquad July 13, 2015

Strawberry Sundae Cuck

When a man willingly chooses to have a strawberry flavoured sundae instead of chocolate or caramel, acting as evidence that he may enjoy watching his wife being fucked by another man. (Note: Only acts as compelling evidence and not as definitive proof.)

MAN 1: "Woah, that guy over there is eating a strawberry sundae"
MAN 2: "Pffft, He's probably a Strawberry Sundae Cuck"

by L-Dizzle fo rizzle October 17, 2018

strawberry cream cheese

Of or pertaining to a vagina with red pubic hairs

Dude, I bet B.R. had so much strawberry cream cheese with C.H. on homecumming night that he is now lactose intolerant.

by Tashjian November 17, 2003

strawberry glue stick

noun: a used bloody tampon that is covered in sticky vaginal fluids causing it to have a sticking effect.

Mary removed her strawberry glue stick and threw it at Gatchell. Causing it to stick to his head.

by Slitcher 69 June 27, 2008

strawberry shartcake

Blood fart. To shit ones undies and bleed from the anus. Helpful to have white briefs involved for full color spectrum.

I made my sweetie a strawberry shartcake and she came back for seconds.

by zachari15 July 10, 2014