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Scouser

(Noun) A person from Liverpool who tweets for money and interviews.
"What has the flat earth to do here. And yes. That’s why you tweet: for money and interviews. A proper scouser. Now bore off"
by df11892 July 11, 2018
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spouse

is the opposite sex gender you married. to save time from trying to figure out if its husband or wife, you can just say spouse.
this is my beautiful spouse... this is my dashing spouse.
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shouse

Pronunciation: rhymes with "blouse"
Function: verb
Inflected forms: shoused; shousing
Etymology: From the words "shirt" and "blouse."

1: to pull down a woman's top so as to expose her breasts or brassiere.
1: That bitch shoused me and everyone saw my boobs!
by ThatGirlOverThere December 14, 2008
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Scouse steve

A male Stalker regulary found hiding in the bushes out side 59parkgate road trying to sneek a peek at his loved one. he likes to show people his bleeding crusty ring! lovely! he works at brannigans and regulary performs the YMCA dance with his queer collegue "BABE"! supports the one and only Liverpool FC in his never ending search for glory! has an obsession with abi shitmus!
I saw a german porno the other day and i spied this hairy ring - piece, it was sooooo like the scouse steve - he is warm.
by an individual in society! December 11, 2004
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scouseritis

Evil disease causing the inflicted to behave like a scouse.

Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.
" Calm down calm down, keep your eyes out while I half inch these hubcaps but don't get bukkacake on me shell suit "!

" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!
by TweenieGirl November 12, 2011
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Scousers

A large respectable group of people who come from Liverpool
Scousers are very nice people
by ScouseHardLad December 12, 2018
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work spouse

A concubine, a sugar daddy, a spouse other than your real wife or husband. Having an affair with the secretary is having an affair with the work spouse.
He left his wife for his work spouse
by elbautista October 24, 2013
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