sticky shit

not generous, especially with money

My boss is so sticky shit !!!
He is so sticky shit to give money to charity.

by jeeza November 29, 2005

the sticky keyboard

Splooging on a co-workers keyboard while they are away from their desk.

Check out Patrick's desk, I just gave him the sticky keyboard...

by angrydragonman April 25, 2006

sticky change

when you jerk off in the coin return of a vending machine

that's why i'm on Pepsi's shitlist

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

sticky dick

a condition found in males, usually in the midwestern summer, in which the cock and balls become sweaty and sticky, clinging to your inner thigh.

goddammit, we gots ta get back into the A/C. I got sticky dick like a mutha fukkka

by Humidity Hater October 24, 2003

sticky black

Hash from the Middle East, looks like it sounds.

Peter McPeterson: Man, I heated some sticky black in a spoon with butter and put it in some yoghurt, I'm tripping balls!
Jim O'Jimmerson: If you don't want to fight, you better shut up now.

by david_of_sweden March 10, 2010

Sticky Unicorn

post coitus, the male ejaculates into the females hair, then (using the ejaculate as hair gel) forms her bangs into a horn. and then proceeds to let it dry. vula, a sticky unicorn.

Man, i totally gave that chick a sticky unicorn.

by DonJuanFunny March 10, 2010

Mr. Sticky

A Mr. Sticky is one who stands in the middle of a circle jerk willingly acting as the target to get splooged on. He doesn't necessarily have to be in the middle of a circle, can be simply the target of a wanking party.

Hey, who made Martin the official all-time Mr. Sticky? Someone else gets to be in the middle dammit.

by Creepy guy in the white van December 19, 2009