sticky shit

not generous, especially with money

My boss is so sticky shit !!!
He is so sticky shit to give money to charity.

by jeeza November 28, 2005

the sticky keyboard

Splooging on a co-workers keyboard while they are away from their desk.

Check out Patrick's desk, I just gave him the sticky keyboard...

by angrydragonman April 07, 2006

sticky change

when you jerk off in the coin return of a vending machine

that's why i'm on Pepsi's shitlist

by chow-yung-phat January 27, 2003

sticky dick

a condition found in males, usually in the midwestern summer, in which the cock and balls become sweaty and sticky, clinging to your inner thigh.

goddammit, we gots ta get back into the A/C. I got sticky dick like a mutha fukkka

by Humidity Hater October 24, 2003

sticky black

Hash from the Middle East, looks like it sounds.

Peter McPeterson: Man, I heated some sticky black in a spoon with butter and put it in some yoghurt, I'm tripping balls!
Jim O'Jimmerson: If you don't want to fight, you better shut up now.

by david_of_sweden March 10, 2010

Sticky Mickey

When you bust in your hand and slap someone on the back and it look like mickey mouse

Jack: *Hits Ough with a sticky mickey*
Ough: "Fuck jack why the hell did you hit me with a sticky mickey you cunt"

by nutterinherbutter March 14, 2021

Sticky Noodle

A sticky noodle is a penis with lots of semen all over it. A sticky noodle is usually a penis with pubic hair.

Is that glue or semen? If it's semen, then that is one Sticky Noodle.

by Meiko: Legendary Glatorian June 18, 2010