stewbert

1. The combination of the names Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

2. Short term for the hour of television featuring The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.

3. A synergy of comic genius unprecedented in history.

"It's 11pm - time for the Stewbert hour!"

by Jackie Dee December 10, 2008

stewardesseses

The ACTUAL longest word you can type using only your left hand. Most people think this is "stewardesses" but they are wrong.

I like them there stewardesseses.

by Twiggy June 10, 2005

Beef stew dick

When you pull your dick out of a filthy street-whore's dirty ass and it has chunks of shit on it which resemble beef stew.

Dirty Hobo: I pulled my dick outta that whore's ass and and it looked like it had beef stew on it; a beef stew dick!

by Dregmaster August 22, 2006

Kristen Stewart

An actress best known for playing in Twilight. She needs to get a personality and shampoo.

Kristen Stewart plays Bella in Twilight? Ew. Emily Browning should have been cast as her.

by Mrs. Felton January 8, 2010

jon stewart

1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.

Jon Stewart >>> you.

by oberchode April 15, 2006

beaf stew

When you fart on someones face whil they are sleeping or laying down

Last night, we beaf stewed my brother.

by Michael Garberich October 22, 2006

Kristen Stewart

Crazy,pot-smoking brat who couldn't act if her life depended on it. Possibly bipolar and manic depressive, not to mention schizophrenic... and not just when she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight series, because everyone knows she plays herself in her movies, and then proceeds to ruin them with her annoying hair-flipping and horrible facial expressions. She can't speak properly either, possibly due to being dropped on her head as a child, or the fact her teeth always get in the way.

Person 1: "Wow, Kristen Stewart just royally fucked that movie up!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"

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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"

by fadedportrait September 20, 2009