Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011

steaming yak shit

When something is annoying past the point of being horse shit

Dude, I got friend zoned again! This is steaming yak shit!

by codered253 February 16, 2013

steaming shovel

Where you fuck a girl in the ass then pull out and make her suck your dick.

Give that bitch a steaming shovel

by Spoondick January 24, 2014

stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity

He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.

by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014

Sneasing

Sexual act of expelling air from your nose into a vagina or dick hole.

My girlfriend asked to try a new sexual position. While eating her out, I couldn't deny the chance to try sneasing right into her vagina.

I'm single now.

by TheScaidsVictim May 27, 2015

steaming a cheeseburger

you proceed to Dutch oven a girl, and while you bask in the ambience of the aroma you proceed to have vaginal intercourse, thus creating the steamed cheeseburger.

dude, last night my kid walked in on me steaming a cheeseburger!

by Big dick suddy September 9, 2015

steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose

I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot

by Tyson the douche December 22, 2015