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smackin cheeks

another way to explain having sex, or getting laid.
I'm always getting blue balls from this girl because she wont ever let me smack no cheeks.

damn son you smackin them cheeks.

i love smackin cheeks

i am the cheek smackin master.

Andrew must be gay he never smacks any cheeks.
by j burg March 24, 2009
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Hate stalking

The idea of following someone on Facebook or Twitter because for what ever reason they annoy you enough for you to care about what they say, even if it's only so you can laugh about it with your friends later.
Mitch - hey why do you have that guy as a friend, he's such an ass hole

Shaniqua - Im hate stalking, I like to keep track of his self centred views, they annoy me so much I cant help but read his self-promotion of a blog no one will ever read.
by Loluis June 21, 2011
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facebook stalking

The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"
"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
by baberuth7417 November 8, 2009
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Multi-slacking

Engaging in many small activities at once, none of which are productive. Usually, but not always, involving a computer and its applications (iTunes, AIM, YouTube, etc.), can also include watching a movie or TV show, listening to the radio, talking or texting on the phone, or any other ultimately trivial, meaningless activity.
That dude was multi-slacking like mad when he should have been working.
by Christopher K. April 16, 2007
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cleavage snacking

When you eat food items out of a girl's cleavage. This done by having the girl squeeze her boobs together, inserting said food items between the boobs, and then putting your face down than and chowing down. Suprisingly fun!!!
Person 1: Dude I just ate skittles out if Brooke's tits!
Person 2: Cleavage snacking, nice.

Guy: Can I get some cleavage snackage with these Mcky Ds fries.
Girl: Is it fun?
Guy: It is for me.
Girl: Ok
by hukedonnfonics January 14, 2009
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clothes stalking

The act of constantly checking for an item (usually a clothing item) either online or in stores in waiting for it to go on sale.

People guilty of clothes stalking can be found jotting down the item number for the item to be "stalked" and keeping the product number (in their phone, blackberry, notepad etc) for future reference. They may be seen calling customer service, checking in with the store, and then calling up other stores in your state/out of state periodically to ask about product #: xxxxx to check on the current price of the item they are trying to stalk (in hopes that the product has been marked down.)
As soon as Jacqueline saw those 6 inch satin pumps from bebe she knew she just had to have them! However she wasn't willing to pay $200 for them. She clothes stalked the shoes every other day for two months waiting for it to go on sale, and when it finally was 60% off she bought them!

Amy wanted that black dress in the window display of Macy's but after she saw the price tag she decided that $80 wasn't worth it. "I think I'll just clothes stalk this dress whenever I happen to pass Macy's... If it goes down to $30 I guess I'll buy it!"

Heather was such a cheapskate, she never paid retail, and always only bought from clearance. Because she always waited so long for something to go on clearance, many styles would always sell out due to her excessive clothes stalking habits.
by MzMadh July 14, 2010
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shacking

verb:
1. the act of taking a massive shit and jacking off at the same time, not necessarily while the shit is still coming out
2. to build a grand shack
3. to get smacked in the bathroom
1. I was shacking and shacked all over the stall door!
2. I'm shacking right now, can you get me some more wood?
3. Angelo was shacking yesterday, the wanker.
by leechu September 16, 2018
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