Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022
Get the Sprinkled Christmas Cookiemug. n. urban dictionary words and definitions that contain superior language that reveals a truth or piece of wisdom.
by randomglowstick November 23, 2015
Get the Gnome Sprinklesmug. A phrase used once something is completed. It originated from adding sprinkles to dessert after they were completed in easy bake ovens.
Lucy: The cake is done!
Judy: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!
or...
Lucy: I'm done sending all those emails
Emma: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!
Judy: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!
or...
Lucy: I'm done sending all those emails
Emma: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!
by LeoTheTruth August 23, 2012
Get the Put the Sprinkles on itmug. An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.
Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.
by 151245 December 14, 2013
Get the Sprinkle Smashmug. A synthetic rainbow sprinkle lodged in the crevice of the buttocks, after swimming in a pool of fake sprinkles.
by Cillian_Byrne May 21, 2017
Get the Dingle Sprinklemug. by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014
Get the Oil Sprinklemug. by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023
Get the Chocolate sprinklesmug.