Slothtard

A person who is incredibly slow -- physically, and mentally.

That guy is such a mess; it takes him three times as long to do the same job as everyone else, and he still gets it wrong. He's definitely a slothtard!

by GambitKing October 6, 2015

slothing around

moving and acting lazily, sluggish, lifeless; unwilling to use any type of energy

Mike: Hey whats wrong with Paul?

Jim: Oh don't worry about him he's just a complete sloth today just slothing around.

by Paul Hargus December 30, 2015

sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.

After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.

by Untamed1560 July 6, 2016

Sloth riot

The proper term for a group of pandas masturbating angrily.

The class trip to the zoo was ruined by the sloth riot occurring in the panda enclosure.

by Woody Harrelson's Scrotum June 7, 2016

Slothaism

The act of worshiping sloths.

Human: I hate sloths. They're so dumb.
Sloth: YOU WILL USE SLOTHAISM OR YOU WILL DIE.

by SonicKnuckles1998 August 12, 2016

Slothosexual

Being sexually attracted to a sloth, and will usually get turned on by their slowness, because damn that's sexy.

"What's your sexuality?"
"I'm a slothosexual and proud." ;)

by Adora :)) March 7, 2017

slothore

A group of sluts

Look at that slothore

by ytnigchow June 10, 2017