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Phantom Shitter

An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.
"The Phantom Shitter has struck again"

A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.
by sir poopiepants April 18, 2006
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shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen
My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.
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Tub-shitter

Tub-shitter or T.S. is used to describe a grotesquely obese (fat) person. Basically, a person too big to use a toilet that has to park (sit) their ass on a bath tub to shit.
What a tub-shitter!
Check out the tub-shitter!
by GreatD2 May 2, 2006
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spittle

dude, there's...spittle...on your chin while you were talkin to that chick.
by nappyafrochik April 23, 2003
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shitted on

when somebody makes fun of you and/or constantly talks down on you or your crew.
If you got some fake ass Air Force's on like those FUBU shitz and somebody makes fun of them then somebody could be like "You got shitted on!!"
by rocaboy June 1, 2006
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spunk shitter

One who's, anus is stuffed with a pulsating penis, spraying its filthy white love piss, ending in a creamed turd
spunk shitter simon is off to the Hoggs Back again for some gay dogging
by denti December 27, 2007
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a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
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