Example 1:
Guy 1: did u play the new spiderman 2 game
Guy 2: yea its so much fun
Example 2:
Guy 1: did u watch spiderman 2
Guy 2: yea its a really good movie
Guy 1: did u play the new spiderman 2 game
Guy 2: yea its so much fun
Example 2:
Guy 1: did u watch spiderman 2
Guy 2: yea its a really good movie
by idontthink December 10, 2023

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020

A dumbass thing to tell a girl who’s interested in you. Literally the fastest way to fucking repel a girl.
by thanos694204996 November 22, 2021

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

When you don’t cum for 30 days, then take a girl from behind. Then, before you cum, you pull out. Then, you mega cum in your hand, and put your pinky finger and pointer finger out, and thrust your middle and ring fingers into the palm of your hand where the cum is. It should shoot out onto the girls back, with the other end of the cum puddle still in your hand. You pull her in closer to you until you’ve proved your dominance.
by CashMoneyK420 February 28, 2023

To make the conscious decision after you blew your load to get rid of it by throwing it at someone, alike the way Spider-Man slings webs at his enemies.
Kyle: Yo dude, I was totally spidermanning people standing down on the street below from my balcony.
Sinon: That’s sick man...
Sinon: That’s sick man...
by JHerb46 August 9, 2020

After you smash and go to pee, a spider-man is when the cum and pee mix and hit the toilet bowl, creating a long web. extremely rare.
by Guierrmo The 3 July 10, 2019
