by Virgo_jo October 16, 2019
A national holiday that happens decade-ly starting on September 11, 2001. (the same day that tradegy happened)
SPARK IT!
SPARK IT!
by >:) thingy (:< December 03, 2023
by Snoodan November 19, 2013
The urban legend whispered among the friction-deprived—“zipper sparking” refers to that rare and awkward moment when two people get close enough for their denim hardware to make contact, producing a heat so foreign to their bodies it might as well be a fire hazard.
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
by XamulP May 27, 2025
A pervert type character that usually prays on children with short shorts likes to put pray in false sense of security by luring in a dark room
by Amazingirl4563 May 28, 2018
Hym "When you felt 'the spark,' how fat was his cock? Guesstimate. I'm curious. Nobody ever got back to me on that one."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2024
A sexual position involving California kush and anal queefing. While having sexual Intercourse with a female or male anal hole, light up a blunt of Cali kush. Proceed to push more and more air in the anal canal until there is enough pressure to release a quite exceptional anal queef. Pull out of the anal canal violently. As you proceed to pull out, blow the cherry off of the blunt right into the anal canal. The anal queef will break up the burning cherry and make the cali sparks fly.
PATRICK: "Hey, it's 4th of july, let's do something special"
DANNY: "Ok, what should we do?"
PATRICK: "Let me Cali Sparks you.."
DANNY: "oh hell yeah, that's a perfect idea"
DANNY: "Ok, what should we do?"
PATRICK: "Let me Cali Sparks you.."
DANNY: "oh hell yeah, that's a perfect idea"
by conflex October 26, 2015