smacking

1. awesome; incredible; great; fantastic
-can also be used as-
2. horrible; useless; bad quality
3. Interjection

That was a smacking performance!

What smacking sound quality...

Smack that!

by The Indian Nerd:Akshaya (jk!) March 25, 2010

slacking-off

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.

"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."

by StonyBear November 10, 2011

spacking

Swift emotional movements of limbs and torso.

An unskilled tap dancer pushing her ungainly feet to exhaustion to the embarrasment of all.

by Jerome Nyssen July 21, 2005

Sparkling

When a male cums and then urinates in a females butthole. Can only be done with a female by one male. The two must mix.

Guy: I totally went sparkling with Girl #1 last night. It was awesome.

by fakename29034789 August 20, 2011

Slacking

To leave the house without a firearm.

You out here with no burner, you slacking

by RayWallace January 23, 2020

smacking the pony

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

by abstract_J May 31, 2009

pen smacking

mausterbating (also smacking pen)

I found some porn and starting pen smacking.

by Sean March 7, 2004