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Small Hats

The Oyveyinator 6000000 A.K.A The Kvetcher
Oh great, the Small Hats are crying about LOTR trolls being an antisemitic caricature again...
by freethememes June 1, 2023
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Small dick syndrome

When a member of the male species is a complete dickface to girls/people in general to compensate for his complete lack in size of penis. He often likes to consider himself a womanzier.
1) James Finch.

2) "Wow, what a douche. I think you might have small dick syndrome!"
by LOlolwtfbbq June 4, 2010
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small

Currency in terms of hundreds of dollars. "Five small" = $500. "Five large" = $5,000.
"How much did you win at the casino last night?"

"I won five small" ($500)
by dtothep May 1, 2011
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Libertarians-in-Somalia

The act of giving a party exactly what they ask for, with the intent to demonstrate flaws. Taken from the idea that if Libertarians, who claim to want almost no governmental control, were made to live in Somalia, an actual near-lawless state, they would change their views.
Letting my son stay up as long as he wants is like Libertarians in Somalia: everything he claims to want, and it's killing him.

My son wouldn't drop his insistence at a later bedtime, so I adopted a Libertarians-in-Somalia approach. He always goes to bed on time now.
by FranklySpeaking June 13, 2013
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small town values

Conservative Republican values that are often contradictory and controversial.
AKA Palin
Josh is full of small town values. He must've gone McCain.
by Josh123412341234 December 9, 2008
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Somalia

Where the Army's 10th mountain division finally got noticed.
(Sept 93) Hey the skinnys of this country of Somalia are real peaceful, but then again everywheres got its bad places.
by Terry Jamison, August 12, 2004
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somalitarian

"Somalitarian" is an extreme form of Libertarian, who advocates no taxation, no regulations and no government, just like the situation in Somalia.
"Why should I pay taxes? All of these regulations make me sick. Get your government's hand out of my pocket."

"What a silly Somalitarian".
by bob.massingbird September 22, 2011
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