Scatter

A whore who is all over the place

Man, that chick is so scattered her vagina is the size of a large cheese pizza.

by dgfdgdg July 18, 2011

fly swatter

The act of splooging in your own hand, then slapping the girl across the face that refused to finish the job herself, ideally reserved for women of a more grotesque nature.

I wouldn't stick my dick in that fat, ugly chick....but I'd fly swatter the shit outta her.

by Don Lagunita February 5, 2010

Scatter Logical

-the art of talking shit

What the fuck made you think of that? You're so scatter logical, Steve.

by TeddyS October 27, 2011

Black snotter

A person who has recently moved to London, England, and who finds that their snot, previously a green colour, is now black, due to the excessive pollution in the aforementioned city.

I got off with this really fit girl last night, but it turns out she was a black snotter, so her idea of a classy second date was Chiquito's in Leicester Square FFS. I'm sticking to Peckham pussy from now on.

by Boney M's Bony Bone August 17, 2011

shatter

a completely repulsive person, place, thing, or idea that you cannot stand the idea of. a noun used in a sentence without a verb so shatter is acting as a gerund without the -ing or verb part.

person 1: did you hear X likes you?
person 2: ew hell no X shatter!
person 1: dont be so harsh! its true though

by Darth Vadewhore January 6, 2013

scatterfuck

1. noun - a large group of stupid people or things.

2. noun - the equation of a person to a large group of stupid people or things.

1. "look at all the fucking scatterfuck in here!"

2. "shes just a fucking scatterfuck"

by Lu and Lana June 1, 2003

snitter

For the female half of a long-term relationship to be engaged in a little harmless flirtation, safely away from the suspicious eyes of her Significant Otter.

She looked at him with guilty intent, barely concealing a little snitter of excitement.

by Basil Brown April 19, 2007