Sickbay doctors

Medical charlatans whose skills and attitudes are typical of the practitioners found in military sickbays and working for the Veterans Health Administration. They pretend to be able to diagnose and heal like other doctors, but are generally unqualified, incompetent, and lazy. Sickbay doctors lack curiosity and are usually ignorant of the latest advances in medicine. Most are simply inept, but others may use techniques, substances, or devices for the prevention and treatment of disease that are known to be ineffective and possibly dangerous.

I went to my local VA Clinic because I was suffering from severe cramps, a fever, and dizziness. Unfortunately, they sent me to one of their sickbay doctors who told me to take an antacid, and go home to rest. I later found out in the Emergency Room of my local hospital that my appendix had ruptured.

by M Mackenzie July 29, 2011

sick biscuits

When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'

"Dude, that jump was sick."

"Nah. It was sick biscuits!"

by kyleawesome August 31, 2011

Sick Chad

Sick Chad is used when one person says something that's so cool only Chad could do it. Now the person saying this isn't Chad but it's something only Chad would say.

Bro1: Hey bro I banged two chicks last night and they both had boyfriends.

Bro2: Sick Chad.

by dylanswi September 4, 2016

Sick reads

The act of reading/predicting a situation and preparing to act accordingly.

Sick reads bro!

by Oversizedlolipop123 July 11, 2016

sick chick

Synonym for bad bitch; a badass lady

Check out that sick chick over there. She looks fly.

by dpav June 21, 2016

sick money

To make an obscene amount of money. rich, super rich, high net worth, load out the butt, loaded out the caboose, 1%, millionaire, billionaire, baller, player, wall street, tech industry, offshore accounts, drug empire, narcotics

Every time I drive to the Hamptons, I see another 30 million dollar home under construction. There must be a lot of people making sick money to pull that off.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

sick knob

When your girl has the bad case of the dick fever who wants to be in a dick coma and gives a nasty blowjob that makes your dick have a sneeze attack oozing your infection all over her. Sick knobbing being one of the most contagious diseases out there now adays

Adam: Lastnight my girl gave me a sick knob that left me needing more then tissues!

Kyle: My girl hasn't been sick in awhile I think it's time to get a new girl.

Adam: Sick knob is the new EPICdemic!

Kyle: Oi trust

by unicornlovertwinkles January 10, 2019