short shorts

shorts worn short enough for your junk to hang out; worn by runners because they are "supposed" to make you run faster

hey look there is Nirav running in his short shorts and his junk is hanging out

by xc88888888888888888888888888888888888 January 26, 2007

shortstop

To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.

Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.

by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008

Shortsheet

To fold and tuck in the top sheet of (a bed) so that it simulates both the top and bottom sheets: when the victim of this joke enters the bed, his or her legs are obstructed by the fold.

Man 1: Hey, I shortsheeted my friend in his bed!

Man 2: Really?... O.o? Do you hear that?

Friend: *muffled scream*

Man 1: Uh oh...

by The Dark Alien October 9, 2010

gabi shorts

A pair of shorts usually from American Eagle or Abercrombie & Fitch that sit so far low on the hips that you can see the top of the shorts-wearer's flowery thong. When the legs are lifted or the wearer walks, the ass-cheeks can be seen. A little bit to big in the thighs, even though the wearer is not too skinny herself. Usually worn by girls with low self esteem who dye there hair too much and are LG's.

Guy 1: "OMG when that girl walks i can see her whole ass in those gabi shorts!"
Guy 2: "Hellll Ya lets get us a peice of that LG!"
Gabi: "Ehmagawd man lets like go blaze it while we frolic in a field of wildflowers!"

by FuckYouUpWestsideStyle April 8, 2011

Cardiff Snow Sports

Definitely the best university society ever to have existed in the whole history of university snow sports clubs. Other Uni snowsporters wish they could be as cool as Cardiff Snowsports but know that they will never reach that point.
Home to bad behaviour, boobs, balls and banter.
3 things Cardiff Snowsports does best:
1.Ski/Snowboard
2.Get Naked
3.Get Wasted

We also fuck TVs and Home of the Cardiff Steeze Academy

Non-Cardiff/other Uni Snow Sport Person : " Should of gone to Cardiff, their Snow Sports lot are sick!"

"Nobody does it like Cardiff Snow Sports."

Cardiff Snow Sports

by dayumjapan January 4, 2012

EA Sports

the gayest videogame makers of all time. Not only do they make horrible sports titles they buy out the competition. Wow,money does make the world go around after all. John Madden can suck my balls!

"EA Sports its in the lame"

by Jobie Trice April 1, 2005

Shortstop

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.

by Anonymous March 16, 2003