Shoot Yourself in the Dick

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

Shoot the crap

To make phatic/small talk.

"We'll just sit there and shoot the crap for a couple of hours."

by grapeshotwhiff August 15, 2006

Shoot Some Badgers

A politically correct way of saying bowel movement that can be used in lieu of a more vulgar or more widely understood statement.

American dude: I gotta go shoot some badgers

Mexican dude: El Gross!

by I got you back November 25, 2009

shoot the club up

(n) When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina.
B. (v) Discharging a firearm in a club where people are usually dancing.

My ex got pregnant, can you believe she let the new dude shoot the club up after a month.

by TheNaturalPA November 20, 2015

Big Daddy Scoot

Noun - A person with intense levels of beastitude and/or physical prowess in regards to other humans. Normal catch phrases include, but are not limited to, "I do what I want" and "All I do is win." Not to be confused with BDS or Bush Derangement Syndrome.

That guy has a 42 inch vertical and an eight pack. They don't call him Big Daddy Scoot for no reason.

by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

shoot blanks

to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having sex with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target)

She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)

by The Rerturn of Light Joker June 5, 2009

Scooter kid

A (usually) young "skater" that can't skate at a real skate park using a real skateboard, so they use a razor scooter instead. Cases like this happen because their parents won't buy them a "super cool skateboard for their 7th birthday." Scooter kids are hated all over the skating community. They get in the way of real skaters' tricks, ranging from 2 inch grinds to pop shuvits. They stand in the way and then complain when they get run over and go mouth off to their mommy like the babies they are. No one likes the scooter kid. Don't be the scooter kid.

Skater: *Pushes off and is about to do a grind to ollie 180 landing*
Scooter kid: "OH MOM LOOK A PENNYBOARD WHOS IS IT CAN I HAVE ONE?"
Skater: "Look out you retard!"
Skater: *Crashes into scooter kid*
Scooter kid: *Cry* "Mom get the dinosaur bandaids pls. NOW mom NOW."
Scooter kid's mom: "I should have gotten him a skateboard... or an abortion."

by Skaterguyhatesscooterkids May 1, 2014