sling slog

The act of smashing your dick on a broken lawn chair

I was so bored last night me and my dad sling sloged

by Fork swag 567 September 22, 2016

Sling-Shot Wink

When you send a "wink" on match.com (a way to reach out and let someone know you're interested) and the other party winks back instead of sending you an email reply. Now you have to write an email which you may as well have done from the start.

I sent a girl a wink to let her know I was interested. Rather than reply with an email I got a sling-shot wink back from her.

by jrn112162 May 7, 2013

butt sling

A very short miniskirt

Did you see that girl in class wearing that butt sling? I could almost see her cameltoe.

by AL-ANON September 22, 2008

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).

“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”

by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024

sling-shotting

"blatantly throwing ones sexual favors in the general direction of another"

"i was literally sling-shotting _myself_ at him."

by kayla M. May 14, 2007

dingaling slinged

A term in which a man slaps himself with his own dick usually when doing a helicopter or if a woman grabs it and slaps his inner thigh

"Honey you've just been dingaling slinged"

by Slingingmudd October 2, 2019