jew satellite

Satellite that the jews use to control the world economy from far up in space

The Hubble Telescope is a jew satellite

by king of the jews (larger nose) October 20, 2008

skate

(verb) to leave.

"Look baby, if you ain't gonna give me no ass, Imo hafta skate."

by The Hawk October 3, 2002

Satendra

noun.; it is a medical condition characterized by fear of light and an obsessive compulsion to switch lights off.

Patient's Brother: Will he live doctor?
Doctor: He suffers from the Satendra, it cant be cured but can be contained through medication. Its not fatal as long as his symptoms dont piss people off.

by seismoishomo March 19, 2010

girl skateboard

the best boards ever

hey what you riding?
a girl skateboard
oh,i do that at home

by mikemicel April 23, 2006

Skateboarding

Skating, the best thing besides music. and when you combine the two, it's phenomenal. Skating, has the most profound impact on me. I skate not cause I think it makes me cooler, or to be accepted into a group of people. I skate because it's one hundred percent freedom. It's not a sport. If it was every one could do it. It's not like baseball, where you just hit a ball and run around bases to get point to win. There is no winning in skating. The only win is when you finally land that trick that you've been working on for hours,days,or even weeks. That's the best feeling in the world. I've been reading some of the other defintions, some of them are true. Others aren't. They bash on BMXers. And they shouldn't, now I dont BMX, but i can tell it's JUST as hard as skating.Anyways. People that don't get skating obviously hasn't seen the beauty of it. But hey, your having fun and their not. So it's all good. Skating is about striving to get better and having fun while doing it.Skating is not about skating for money,fame, and chicks. If your doing that then, fuck you.

Skater:You wanna go skate?

Doucher:yeah dude! i need to tre down that ledge, maybe that will get me close to being sponsored!

Skater:*punches Doucher in face* you just got pwned, N00B!

skateboarding=life.

by Hey, im a NEGRO! July 7, 2009

Slater

The major stoner guy in the movie "Dazed and Confused." He is seen throughout the movie as a teenager that is mostly high all the time.

Man: "Hey man lets go smoke with Slater, that stoner is fun to smoke with."

by FatFarhad January 3, 2008

skateboarder

real skateboarder: a person that skates for the sheer joy n love of skateboarding;gets blamed for every little peice of vandalism on the church; real skateboarders just dont give up n when they get the crap knocked out of them they get their asses back up n try it again(took me twelve tries n 2 broken wrists to drop in on a 17 foot halfpipe. i loved it!)

poser skater: 1) skateboards to be "cool". usually start skateboarding right after they hang up their jockstraps.2) skateboards to get recognized by girls or some other kind of pussy excuse. they but a target board n think that they can automatically do a 900.

just skate man. dont pay attention to posers cuz soon they will be onto something else, like hoola hoops. relax n show em wut u got real skateboarders (u kno hoo u r)SKATE ON!!

by tommy fynn (recognize!) May 13, 2005