slapping the hog

Masturbation. Beating your meat

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!

by Skates January 22, 2014

Slapping Tuna

When a woman wafts her putrid vaginal fumes around a room full of people. If your cat comes to you expecting tuna you know you're ready.

"We were at the movies and some girl started slapping tuna. That pussy stank was so strong that upon leaving I noticed a few stray cats had come in."

by Okaru Audo April 30, 2015

slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015

Slapping the Salad

Masturbating

Person 1: I heard john slapping the salad today
Person 2: Special occasion, probably!

by eldiablodelbloque January 12, 2017

Slappin ma balls

When a man fucks a taxes accented man and his balls get slapped.

Your slappin ma balls very good.

by Lamborghini Huracán April 21, 2019

long slanking

Cutting an object in long strips with a jagged cut....

i am long slanking the onions

by madsmom714 March 19, 2010

Sausage Slapping

Two gay men engaging in sexual relations.

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.

by 0wnfac3 March 18, 2011