a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.
by cassiebabyy January 13, 2008
Get the Jessica Simpsonmug. 
Get the Ashlee Simpsonmug. A private Christian university in Redding, California. Where partying, sex, or use of alcohol or drugs is forbidden; pretty much any normal college behavior is frowned upon. But lets be real, the "christians" here are less than Godworthy. Judging and snitching are two of the most popular hobbies on campus. If you happen to attend this school, you are either here to inforce you religion on others, or came strictly for sports. However, the athletes here are hated and looked at by many as if a swastika is stamped on your forhead.
by Simpson's very own Satan October 21, 2011
Get the Simpson Universitymug. I see Pimpin Simpson over there just got 2 women to give him their phone numbers!
Dang,Pimpin Simpson....every time we go to the bar the men are all over you!
Dang,Pimpin Simpson....every time we go to the bar the men are all over you!
by tylena July 1, 2006
Get the Pimpin Simpsonmug. Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?
Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.
Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.
Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
by Lilliaa June 29, 2006
Get the jessica simpsonmug. Can't sing, needs a major nose job, and is a poser..........but, one must admit she has phenominal boobs.
"ashlee simpson is fucking terrible but i would titty fuck her if she had a bag over her head and did'nt open her mouth."
by the priest April 10, 2006
Get the Ashlee Simpsonmug. Rod: Wait we cant leave till the pastor says
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning
by Batman091190 October 1, 2020
Get the homer simpsoningmug.