Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus aka Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon. What the fuck Hogwarts, first you have ๐ป๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ก๐ , ๐ป๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ก๐ , ๐๐๐๐โ ๐ข๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐! AND THEN ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐๐ข๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ ๐จ๐ง! I'm done
Guy 1:Hey, i google translated Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus, yeah i guess i should tickle sleeping dragons
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh
Guy 2:Wait wtf do dragons have to do with it
Guy 1: draco dormiens nunquam titllandus means never tickle a sleeping dragon , duh
by __nevilleswife__ February 1, 2021
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Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah
Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah
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by QUANDONDUNGLE August 27, 2022
Get the bin laden sleeping pill mug."Poking the Sleeping Bag" is a phrase used to describe the act of persistently probing someone for information, especially when they have made it clear that the topic is off-limits or confidential. Its often a really annoying thing to do to someone.
Jake: Yo Davey, what do you do for work bro?
Davey: Can't tell bro, my boss said i should keep it a secret
Jake: What do you mean? What do you do for work man?
Davey: I just told you why! don't start Poking the sleeping bag!
Davey: Can't tell bro, my boss said i should keep it a secret
Jake: What do you mean? What do you do for work man?
Davey: I just told you why! don't start Poking the sleeping bag!
by Nomadisense October 15, 2023
Get the Poking the sleeping bag mug.butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt
butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt
by KAMEORNEV November 18, 2022
Get the butt there is 1 who is whiter still and Danny is his name so before u take another sleeping pill perhaps he can eat plain yogurt mug.1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.
As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.
by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011
Get the Armenian Sleeping Bag mug.While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.
Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.
Why donโt you give her the โsleeping beautyโ like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!
Why donโt you give her the โsleeping beautyโ like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!
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