Skiddler

When you shit yourself in an A level English Class and have to sit there while you have the shit making skid marks down the side of your legs.

Oh fuck... I just did a skiddler! I am just going to have to sit here and hope no one can smell my shit

by FujainPresidant July 16, 2018

Blazin' Saddle

A burning sensation, residual effects often lasting 3-5 minutes, caused by the properties of a shit being either gargantuan in size, spicy in content or both. The consequential result displaying characteristics reminiscent of early American cowboys' bow legged walking style due to long periods of horseback riding.

"I'd help you move the couch if it wasn't for that Blazin' Saddle..."

"Heroin overdose, black market kidney removal and Blazin' Saddle are the only reasons to take a cold bath."

by Lane Train January 29, 2009

Saddle

A large sized waffle, usually made of maize, that resembles a saddle.

Hey honey! Why don't you whip me up some saddles! Getting drunk and beating you and the kids makes me hungry!

Wow! Those were some tasty saddles Jim Bob! I'm so glad you married my sister! And a good thing she had a sister that I could marry too!

Who made these saddles? They taste like shit! Now them Belgium boys, they know how to make a good waffle! Hung like horses too!

by HandDownMyPants October 13, 2011

Saddlebrook Hoe

A tennis playing girl who desires to be gangbanged constantly as if ridden by a horse.

Uhhh Caroline T needs to be cockslapped cause she is a saddlebrook hoe.

by The Dark Knight's brother February 24, 2009

Skiddle

noun: The sperm that exits the orifice of a woman after an ejaculation has occurred inside her.

verb: The act of sperm exiting the orifice of a woman after an ejaculation has occurred inside her.

Noun: After sex, there was skiddle on the bed.

Verb: After sex, the girl skiddled.

by Kontraz May 11, 2010

saddle city

A place where there are saddlers aplenty....fanny heaven.

Was there many birds in that kip last night? Saddle City !

by bb July 18, 2003

Saddle Faggot

1. A Gay Cowboy

Andy: "hey bob, i just saw 1 cowboy blowing this other cowboy off behind a tree."

Bob: "Must be saddle faggots."

by Anonymousman0 June 1, 2011