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shlongadongdong

D-I have a massive shlongadongdong

Z-god my shlongadongdong is so heavy
by Huesinay July 10, 2022
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shlongadongdong

D-I have a massive shlongadongdong

Z-god my shlongadongdong is so heavy

L-people keep asking to see my shlongadongdong
by Huesinay July 10, 2022
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Shlongan

A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral
I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

“By the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazy”

“For there I scored seven days ago;”

“Who you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::”
by Chayber1 June 26, 2025
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shlongtong

The male equivelent of a douche
gimme that shlongtong
by Dantheshit February 19, 2008
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shlongbat

some one who likes the same sex.
by rude boii03984875 May 19, 2009
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SLONGALONG

used in leu of a come a long/ wench.
Hey matillda, u want me to break out my slongalong?
by MCKENNER August 30, 2010
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shlongdongdooblies

Any part of the male genitalia that has become loose and saggy mostly due to age.
Dude, the other day i was on chatforstrangers looking for hot girls but all we got were a bunch of shlongdongdooblies.
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