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Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015
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sellined

This is a term in golf when you chunk the absolute shit out of a ball and it works out. It sounds terrible and has zero spin. The hitter usual acts as if it was well struck.
What the F? He sellined it to like 2 feet. Unreal.
by b to the d 1995 November 19, 2011
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Shellama

A cross between a sheep and a llama. Similar to an alpaca.
Who is your shellama??
by jlhpainter April 26, 2014
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Shell Knocking

When your girlfriend isn't around, so you decide to have sex with a turtle.
"Did you hear about Dave? He went Shell Knocking since Cathy's out of town!"
by TRSnakeEyes March 1, 2015
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sheali

That beautiful girl in the back that is impossible to approach because of the way she carries herself, the confidence that she radiates is terrifying. She knows it too!!
I wish I could man up and just go talk to Sheali already.

How the hell am I supposed to ask Sheali on a date.
by BeautifullyBroken04 January 22, 2017
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shell shield

When you get a triple green shell or red shell in Mario Kart and keep it as a shield to avoid other shells. Unfortunately, shell shields are busted by the 'naners.

Shells are used to smack people around.
I pulled out a shell shield. Wario, Ludwig, and Rosalina all went down. Then I just sped ahead to first.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 25, 2017
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shell gliding

When two lesbians clam bump to the point where the vaginal lips hang down dripping wet and drags across the floor leaveing a slippery trail
I was shell gliding after my first lesbian experience
by camping buddy June 11, 2017
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