Sharking

When a couple is sleeping, the guy starts to cuddle the girl in his sleep, and she gets woken up by "something" poking into her side.

Girl: Ugh, I got horrible sleep last night. My boyfriend kept sharking me awake.

by >.<...>.<...>.< May 5, 2009

Sharking

(v) Recently discovered, the Universal Studios shark from the Jaws tourist photo op has the ability for skilled annual pass holders to go inside the shark for their photo. Most tourists will stop and go "ooooh!!!" since the majority of people stick their head into the shark or stand next to it. Inspired by a photo of Steven Speilberg in a shark (named after his lawyer, Bruce) a super cool annual pass holder known only as "nutterbutter" started the trend in 2009.

To "shark" one must go inside the shark with their legs in the mouth and hang upside down. This is an alternative to planking.

Tourist: Oh look let's take ze picture vith ze shark! Oh oh ohhh!! look ze girl iz in ze shark!!

Girl: I'm sharking!!!

by Nutterbutterxx December 16, 2011

Shaking Your Ipod

Slang term for guy's masturbating.
Referring to those ipods that you have to shake in order to change the song.
Looks wrong in public places if people don't know what your doing.

Guy 1: Dude, where did you go? Were you shaking your ipod?

Guy 2: Mayyybeeeee..........

Guy 1: Dude! Thats disgusting! But hey, we all do it.

by twitchyfuturesuperstar August 4, 2009

Shaking Like a Shitting Dog

To have the old trembles; shiver me timber

Damn, he was so scare he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by Anti-Septic November 9, 2015

sharking

when the teacher or sub keeps circling you in class to see what your doing.

go on twitter on your phone
bruh i can't the teacher keeps sharking me

by ahfukajshfk May 14, 2018

skunk spanking

When you're up top doing work and your nut sack is slapping her butthole

Bro my nuts are killing me from skunk spanking that chick last night!

by ThunderCat3000 April 20, 2016

grandpa spanking

A form of discipline in which'Grandpa' spanks your bare bottom with an open hand, middle finger extended perpendicular to the palm and inserted into your butt hole with every swat.

Vernon, you quit teasing the dogs or you're gonna get some grandpa spankings.

by Goatzilla October 30, 2017