Sessionable

A place, usually a house, that is the optimum condition for sessioning in.

"I called around to Maureen's last week. I tell ya, her gaff ain't half sessionable. No neighbours and it's massive"

by SkirmishCork January 25, 2017

Rank Session

When you play the full 2 hours of identity v rank.

"I played a rank session today it was really successful !"
"Rank for essence? or rank session?"
"We played for the whole 2 hours, it was a good rank session"

by starmzn May 12, 2022

Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.

I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

schrodingers jerk session

def

When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

LA Session

Sessions gene run strong , most magnificent pipe ever .

La session has the best dick ever

by Fuckboyfan November 26, 2020

Red Face Session

An advice-sharing session over drinks for East Asians who lack the enzymes to break down alcohol.

From the web series, Tokens: Season 2, Episode 203. Sammie rushes into Bubble Tea, saying , "I need another Red Face session."

by Roundstone April 10, 2023

EPPS Sessions

An educational session of huge proportions, known not only for its irrelevence and time consumption, but for its ability to suck the life out of every single person attending

Heather: I'm really bored of this EPPS Sessions
Richard: Really? I don't care, I'm playing Rat on a Scooter!

by Rat on a scooter February 5, 2010