A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch
Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on
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A rare Serbian female name. People named Una- Selena actually prefer to be called by their first name - it’s short and cute!
Her smile is just incredible. Looks like a bitch but honestly? She’s a sweetheart with a badass face.Everyone wants to be friends with her, her vibe is just immaculate. She can and will stay inside for a whole day to watch Netflix, but she is also very outgoing and funny. She’s a type of person that makes you jealous just because of her exsistence!
Her smile is just incredible. Looks like a bitch but honestly? She’s a sweetheart with a badass face.Everyone wants to be friends with her, her vibe is just immaculate. She can and will stay inside for a whole day to watch Netflix, but she is also very outgoing and funny. She’s a type of person that makes you jealous just because of her exsistence!
Dude, Una - Selena is such a cool name!
- I know, right? Wait untill you meet her in person!
Who is that girl?
- Oh , it’s Una.
- She looks so cool!
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Who is that girl?
- Oh , it’s Una.
- She looks so cool!
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Selenators tried to drag another artist, while Selena is buying her own albums to get some pure sales.
by RealityCheck2.0 November 7, 2020
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Person 1: do you know anyone who can draw a portrait of my house for my living room?
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
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Person A: Omg, is that Selena??
Person B: Yeah, she's so disgusting.
Person A: Y'all smell that?
Person B: The stench of narcissism and self-absorption.
Person B: Yeah, she's so disgusting.
Person A: Y'all smell that?
Person B: The stench of narcissism and self-absorption.
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