An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .
by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.
Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"
by Cave29 January 23, 2022

Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
by Al Benedict July 29, 2013

A Scottish Can Can is a regional dialect version of the term Can Can.
The term Can Can is used to describe a person whom says they can do something even knowing you know they will ultimately fail.
The Scotish variety is used only against a Scottish person.
The term Can Can is used to describe a person whom says they can do something even knowing you know they will ultimately fail.
The Scotish variety is used only against a Scottish person.
Corey : I can beat you lot at videogames any day of the week.
(Proceeds to lose at the videogames)
Cris : corey you are such a Scottish Can Can
(Proceeds to lose at the videogames)
Cris : corey you are such a Scottish Can Can
by Milk Drinker 1212 March 3, 2021

by Thor from Whitestone March 18, 2023

A reference to shakespeared "Macbeth"no one in a theater is supposed to say the m word for fear of bringing. Bad luck to the theater or whatever production is In house
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by 4realazitgits March 27, 2021

by NotLainT September 28, 2020
