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Schrödinger's feminist

When a woman is both empowered and a victim until something happens and claims to be either at any given time, based on which benefits her the most
She's a textbook Schrödinger's feminist
What do you mean?
She claims she's empowered because she goes to work but then also claims she's a victim because she's not paid enough
by Bdjeidbrj July 12, 2024
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Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness
The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
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Schrödinger's Code

Code that is never executed might be perfectly bug-free, or it might be spaghetti. Until it is built and a full suite of tests is run against it, there is absolutely no way to know which state it’s in.
John Doe: "Was that code ever run?"
Diana: "No..."
John Doe: "Then it's Schrödinger's Code"
by Rakuand June 6, 2018
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Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus argue for its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024
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Schrödinger's DEI

when a tragic incident (mass shooting, fatal plane crash, etc) occurs but the government doesn't know yet whether the person who caused it was a white man or a woman/person of color/LGBTQ+/immigrant/
kate: "did you hear about that plane crash? they're still investigating it, no one knows what happened."

allan: "i heard it was because DEI, fox said the pilot may have been italian. kinda a Schrödinger's DEI thing for now, i guess."

kate: "...i forgot i have a... thing to do... somewhere else...? bye"
by murkybongwater January 30, 2025
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Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.
Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
by Skulltra February 3, 2021
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Schrödingers team

When your team is only on the objective when you die. Especially common when your playing healer.
by Warescoin April 9, 2023
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