Schmoodle Bug

That super fly girl friend. The Homegirl that you just dig being around. A schmoodle bug is the chillest chick you know.

"That sister Eva, She's my schmoodle bug. She keeps it real"

by DFON March 4, 2009

schmoofter

an inslut given to one, meaning a shit-poofter
can also be used in a friendly sense, such as:
hows it going ya big schmoofter?

what a schmoofter

by who sucks donkey dick October 25, 2009

schmooker

After-birth of a cat.

schmooker

by pqlamx October 31, 2009

schmoobear

A term of endearment that is composed of silly-sounding phonetics to make an overwhelmingly masculine person seem more approachable.

Schmoobear, schmoobear. What do you want to do tonight, schmoobear? Something that won't be devastatingly feminine?

by Wubsidaisy April 25, 2013

schmooping

When relaxed ball sack skin tightens up and becomes walnut like in shape.

When josh got out of the cold water his (balls) were schmooping.

by jogow January 9, 2014

Schmoll'n

When flocks of women surround you without you noticing due to your excessive swag and because you're wearing Creed Aventus and it's not even your birthday.

Colten's girlfriend is upset because he keeps Schmoll'n, so he should spend more time with his best friend Michael and have fun.

by mob91896 May 14, 2014

schmooge

The act of striking the back of someone's knee from behind to induce sudden and unexpected postural instability, typically done in jest.

I schmooged my brother when he was standing in front of me in line at the amusement park.

by ProudJupiter July 27, 2014