dirty sanchez

The preferred nickname of Oswaldo Sanchez, goalkeeper for the Mexican national soccer team.

"I was there when DaMarcus Beasley scored that beautiful goal on Dirty Sanchez and the US went on to beat Mexico 2-0 in Columbus and qualify for the World Cup."

Sam's Army: "DIR-TY SAN-CHEZ" (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap)

by C 2 Shine N C January 4, 2007

Double Dirty Sanchez

Like the Dirty Sanchez but to complete the act to make it a double, the woman (or man) will kiss their partner on the lips, smearing the 'tash onto their lip as well.

Britney doubled up the dirty sanchez I gave her last night.

by JC Meister July 6, 2004

Miss Dirty Sanchez

When a woman finger bangs her self in front of a man and then pulls her finger out to drag it under the mans nose.

Bob was turned on watching Cindy finger bang her self but nearly barfed when she gave him the "miss dirty sanchez".

by Mandieet January 10, 2007

Clean Sanchez

The wearing of 2 condoms while performing a Dirty Sanchez.

I grew tired of washing my genitalia after every Dirty Sanchez, so now I only do the Clean Sanchez.

by Dr. Charles Kinbote December 12, 2012

dirty sanchez

While having sex, the man puts his finger in the woman's asshole. He pulls his finger out an wipes it on her upper lip giving her a shit moustache.

I gave her a dirty sanchez.

by Tommy K. July 15, 2008

dirty sanchez

The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.

*Dan walks up to Mark*

Dan: Hey Mark, you remember that crazy guy on the bus that was masturbating?

Mark: Yeah man, it was fucking sick.

Dan: Yeah, well you wanna know what his name was?

Mark: What?

Dan: Sanchez!

*Dan smears shit over Mark's upper lip, leaving a shit moustache (a dirty sanchez)*

by blahhomies January 12, 2007

dirty sanchez

all of you are wrong a dirty sanchez is when a man fucks a girl in the ass an then gets a blow job from the girl with shit still on dis dick

you get this real nasty chick you give some anal and then recieve a bj right after

by william branch May 15, 2005