Salty Salada

Updated Soggy Sao

A punishment the Jester had to eat the Salty Salada.

by SIRKOALA February 16, 2022

Salty Asshole

noun

1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way

2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole

I knew he was mad, but did he have to be such a salty asshole about it?

by claudiesel August 13, 2011

salty nigga

someone of the male persuasion who often cries, whines or generally gets upset quickly.

Lou is a salty nigga and just cause tato took the tiffany SB's.

by e_rocka July 3, 2008

Salty Crotch

The rim of salt you accumulate in your crotch from eating salty tortila chips.

"Girl do you want some tequila to go with that salty crotch?"

by Thepimp&escorts July 3, 2014

Salty Teemo

Being so bad that you make an amateur look like a professional.

You say that hes a pro player but those Salty Teemo plays determine otherwise

by KhaosxResolve February 19, 2014

Salty Bargain

1) Snacks or otherwise salty goods that are purchased for a much lower price than they would ordinarily retail for.

2) Revenge that happened too quickly to be served cold, or taste sweet. It might have been done differently to how you wanted it, but it was still tasty and cost you much less time and effort than other methods. Salty bargain!!

1) Look at this half price gammon. Salty bargain!!

2) I was going to torture her for years with the idea that Imight tell her husband and eventually make her cave in and tell him herself. But then I just emailed him. Salty bargain.

by MagickDio September 22, 2011

Salty mouth

Based on the Malay term, "mulut masin", an ability to have most of the things said to come true.

Please dont say shit about having bad traffic, salty mouth. Not today.

by Halaljollyshandy March 10, 2017