Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 06, 2017

Sweaty Texter

See Definition: Sweaty Gamer
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.

Ugh, they're such a sweaty texter.

by CreativeInsomnia September 07, 2010

Sweaty Pocket

(v) the act of inserting your hand down the pants and into the vagina of a sweaty female. Often in a public setting.

(n) A sweaty vagina to be in the pants fingered

I just had my hand in that chick's sweaty pocket.

by SmellyMell April 19, 2015

Sweaty Hitler

Sticking your forefinger up your ass after working all day and wiping it under someone's nose on their upper lip.

"Foreman"
Dallas I warned you if you didn't have a new car on Monday after all the headaches you would receive a sweaty

Hitler.

"Dallas" I now have a skidmark on my upper lip after getting a sweaty Hitler from my foreman.

by Foreman punishment September 03, 2017

sweaty boy

Player who is a tryhard or overlygood at a game

Man have you been invaded by sonicrileydawg in dark souls he's a sweaty boy at that game or playing DrToboggan12 in hunt showdown hes a sweaty boy too

by Sonicrileydawg January 15, 2022

sweaty jawbreaker

The act of putting a sweaty/soiled testicle into someones mouth

I gave your mom a sweaty jawbreaker after boning your sister last night

by Rocker Virus September 25, 2020

sweaty cowboy

A cocktail made up of rum, tequila, spoiled milk, and peanut butter "sweat" (the liquid layer created when peanut butter sits outside for too long)

Jim lost a bet and now he has to chug a sweaty cowboy

by LeakingAirCompressor December 16, 2017