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pocket surfing

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....
Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.
by jim jangle January 16, 2012
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Lockdown Surfing

Lockdown Surfing is the act of continuously traveling to new places that are under less restriction then the place they currently are, due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

For example, if you are currently in London and see that the city was going into lockdown you would leave to a city, such as Berlin, that was under less restrictions. If while in Berlin, you see that the city will soon increase its restrictions you would leave to go to another city, like Lisbon. This act of Lockdown Surfing is then continued to the next city until there are no more restrictions in place.
"I heard Tom is Lockdown Surfing, he's been living in different European cities in order to avoid Coronavirus lockdowns."
by LockdownSurfer69 October 24, 2020
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Double Surfing

The practice of surfing the Internet while channel surfing (watching TV).
"I was Double Surfing Lost to try and figure out what other shows the actors appear in."

Generally falls under 3 categories:
1. TV as background or as fallback entertainment during long, computer-slowing downloads

2. Engaging in social networking or micro-blogging (Facebook, Twitter) while watching a specific program
3. Augmenting the tv viewing experience by researching aspects of a show. This practice is deliberately catered to by many programs in order to affect a sense of interactivity
by Sky Man May 7, 2010
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surf ripped

1 Someone who is ripped, but only due to their passion for surfing. Which requires an immense amount of energy, endurance and strength. It's basically cheating.
Frother 1: "Bro he is ripped, unfair."

Frother 2: "Nah bro, he's surf ripped. Doesn't count".
by froth goblin November 8, 2017
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Bored Surf

The pointless surfing you do online when you are extremely bored.
Justin: "Hey man, what are you going to do tonight"
Tony: "Nothing really man, i think i'll just bored surf"
by Tony "spade face" April 13, 2010
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Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.
Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.
by aft79 November 5, 2012
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bunghole surfing

Hitler loved bunghold surfing with Eva Braun.
by vivek July 16, 2004
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