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No Stretch

No Stretch is when one is not stretching the truth. In other words, when one is not lying
Zach S: "I got rejected twice, no stretch"
Duke C: "I know bro, I feel you"
by ZS4LIFE April 22, 2020
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Divine Stretch

(noun, verb)

A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.

It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.

B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.

Josh: You should've slept upstairs.

Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
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Fishy Stretch

It’s when you pretend to have a seizure on the floor.
Guy one:”Yo is he ok?”
Guy two:”yeah he’s fine he’s just doing a fishy stretch.”
by 420blaze it May 14, 2018
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Stretch Your Fence

A versatile term that can mean homosexual intercourse or to fight someone depending on how it's used.
Come over to my place, I'll stretch your fence ;)
OR
Yo don't make me stretch your fence
by 10 Penny September 30, 2023
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Coonanus Stretching

The practice of stretching one's anus to accommodate a racoon
"The racoon can squeeze into a space of just 6 inches, with proper Coonanus stretching you could house a raccoon up your bum"
by Teslanotthecar April 23, 2021
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Stretching the peanut

When you rip your vehicle extra hard
Billy: I heard you out stretching the peanut on the s10 last night

Licé: thanks bro I hit limiter on accident oops
by Mr.slimeballT September 19, 2023
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