The stranger thing

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.

Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??

Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT

Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions

by DonkeyKong Kroger FX January 5, 2018

kind stranger

the humble bringer of edit, the bearer of reddit gold

thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger

by hairy nipple69 December 12, 2019

the stranger

beside being a masturbation technique, the stranger is a sex prank

when you're having sex you make sure you're gettin it from the back, she's facing a window, and that one of your buddies is hiding in the closet. about half way through you say "hold on" and this is when your buddy quietly comes out of the closet and puts in when you pull out. then you go outside in front of the window leaving her wondering who's behind her

Charlie pulled the stranger on me yesterday, but i shut the blinds and kept going with his friend

by johnsy March 26, 2009

virtual stranger

Anyone you have met and got to know on the internet but never in real life. A virtual stranger remains a virtual stranger no matter how well you know them on the internet. You could be sitting there naked 24/7, staring at each other’s personal items on your webcams, but if you haven’t met IRL, then you’re still virtual strangers.

'So, you've asked SlipperyChick to marry you?'

'Yeah, well, we've been together for three years now. We see each other every day and we cyber constantly.'

'Hmmm. I hate to break it to you, mate, but the internet and real life are NOT the same thing. You're still virtual strangers.'

by Bête de Jour June 18, 2008

frozen stranger

when u put ur hand in ice till it gets almost frozen and numb then jack off

i gave myself a frozen stranger

by thamann May 13, 2005

Stranger Elbow

Soreness, tenderness, or inflammation in the elbow caused by sitting on one's hand awkwardly or too long in an effort to create the stranger effect; AKA "Strangeritis."

The Associated Press reports Cubs RHP Mark Prior will be unavailable for Saturday's game against the Reds because of stranger elbow.

by Jose Villalobos December 11, 2008

Strainer Fart

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.

If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.

by Charbsssss November 7, 2010