samuri

A word written by one who cannot spell 'samurai'.

'Costume party was awesome. Jack went as a samuri and he had the sword and everything' - A Facebook update.

by Zaxuku August 14, 2011

Samuel

Sam is one of the most wonderful guys I have ever met. He will always make you laugh no matter how sad you are. He cares about you more than you know, even though some people may think he is an asshole, he is the sweetest man. He would save you from an alligator as long as it didn't try to eat him. He is perfect in every way possible. Best guy!!!!

Samuel is the best boyfriend

by Viivi April 17, 2019

Samuel

Samuel is the most amazing person you will ever know! He is caring, loving, always happy, and very ticklish. And his smile will light up the room. He never fails to make others happy. Sam cares so much for his sisters and family, and loves his niece. He is always making sure the people around him are happy. If you are close with a Sam never let him leave, it will be the biggest mistake of your life if you do. I love you Sam

Person 1: do you know who that girl is dating?
Person 2: I’m not positive but I think his name is Samuel

by Thegirlyone January 8, 2020

Samuel

A big dork who is also a dummy, but also a very good friend you don’t want to lose. He’s funny and compliments you. A LOT, he is very sweet

That guy is a Samuel

by Adorkydork August 9, 2020

Zero Suit Samus

A Super Smash Bros character, originally from Metroid. She is S tier and is freaking amazing. If she's your main, you have the hottest and greatest character on the whole roster. From ssb4 to ssbu, she got less thiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq but Sakurai must have his reasons 😥.

Person 1: Dude! Who's your main in smash?
Person 2: Zero Suit Samus!
Person 1: Dude, we gotta smash sometime!
Person 3 (aside): To be honest the only reason people pick her is to stare at her boobs.

by RemoIsHere August 11, 2018

Samuel

A sexy man with an even sexier voice. He's hung like a horse and loves his girlfriend more than anything.

Samuel: Sam? He loves me to the moon and back

by BigDkrueg March 11, 2015

Samual

Usually someone who is amazing at Shooting things and wrestling. He is usually very sexy!

Wow, Samual is a motherfucking hotie!

by CharlotteLove January 8, 2009