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SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ˜˜

Slutty Christmas is that special time of year for baddies worldwide. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
"๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„!! Now that itโ€™s finally DICKmas ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆSantaโ€™s about to slide ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‰ down your hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ hot ๐Ÿ”ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐Ÿผ, itโ€™s about to get wet down at Santaโ€™s workshop๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†! Donโ€™t forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐Ÿช cookie ๐Ÿชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐Ÿ‘„! ๐Ÿ‘€ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโ€™s giant juicy 8=candy๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸผCOCK=D๐Ÿ’ฆ?? Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your baddest bitch elves๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ! If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back you better be ready for Santaโ€™s hot โ™จ๏ธCUMlateโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ If you get 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™ve got the most bitchin ๐Ÿฌpeppermint ๐Ÿฌpussy in the North Pole! โ„๏ธโ›„ Hope you get to blow ๐ŸŒฌ lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ˜˜ / DICKMAS ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘… YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ"
by #1 Mordetwi fangirls December 25, 2021
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sluttypov

โ€œhey, have u looked at sluttypovโ€™s tweets?โ€
โ€œyea, that hello kitty bitch right?โ€
by bananafeet January 7, 2022
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Slutty Tyrel

If you ever encounter this move it will be the best night of your life
My man pulled a slutty Tyrel and I havenโ€™t been able to walk properly since
by thatguy123455678910111213 February 12, 2022
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slutty gang

A name for cardi b fans
Used to be called Bardi gang since the name was used in 2017
Hey you're new to the cardi b fandom welcome to the slutty gang.
by John da dude March 22, 2022
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Slutty 6

A female you would not speak to; approach; be seen in public with, but in private would slut her out
"Bro rate her 1-10" she's a slutty 6.
by Variantisapantyraider April 14, 2022
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slutty saturday

Saturday is for the girls ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป This is the time that all of ur besties ( GIRLS ONLY) get together and wear slutty outfits and get drunk!!!
Me: Hey girls yโ€™all ready for slutty Saturday!!!

Girls: YESSSSS LETS GO GET DRUNKKKK!
by Sluttybabes101 July 6, 2022
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slutty socket

when a electrical socket drops out the male plug.
A slutty socket is when you are trying to vacuum in your old rental and the plug to your vacuum keeps falling out of the wall.
by anonymous May 10, 2022
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