Sloth Coot

A mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall "fag" ball. They also prey on drunk "scrotes" at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.

My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...

by P Dangerously August 31, 2011

slothing out

staying at home with no intent of doing anything but lounging around all day being lazy, wearing ratty yet comfortable clothing.

Hey man you wanna go see a movie tonight?

Nah, I just plan on "slothing out" tonight.

by muddieddesire August 5, 2012

slothtitude

laziness. capacity for laziness

I'm forfeiting this argument out of pure slothtitude.

by ohay_ November 3, 2012

sloshy ski trap

girl bent over while riding skis and giving anal then pouring maple syrup on her butt

sloshy ski trap

by smailliw January 16, 2014

Sloth

A lazy person with no athletic ability! Often has a weird hair cut and enjoys lying to there mom about working out

Jim was supposed to be working on a project but desided to go to t-bell, what a sloth

by Redbirds94 January 20, 2015

Sloshy bint

A term to describe a lady of whom looks and acts like a messy slut.

A "sloshy bint" will think they can have anything they want. When really they only get the D from desperate guys.

"I wouldn't touch her mate, she is a sloshy bint"

by Wellimtom May 3, 2014

sloth

The most majestic creature that has ever been imagined by god. It can run faster than a black guy with a TV, sleep longer than an ogre, and can blaze it harder than those stoners you know down the street. The sloth was made by god to spell out destruction and tyranny. If you happen to come across this majestic figure, hold onto your Dank and back away slowly, it has been known to take out some of America's greatest Military operators, these creatures should not be messes with, because they have the speed and power of a black man. Once you have backed away a good 420 feet and 69 inches, hope that this ogretastic creature is satisfied with your skrubiness and maybe spare you. If you have seen a sloth in person, you have been very lucky the sloth decided not to take your life.

I love to beat my sloth with a baseball bat

by MushroomToast April 21, 2016